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Don't Forget To Have Sex On Christmas!

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Don't Forget To Have Sex On Christmas!Don't let all the family fun keep you from finger banging your lover. BCV #2316 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

He's always a woman to me

And if yo ass is a busta 2-1-3 will regulate

an assault rifle and a bag of Doritos Jacked 3D Bacon Cheddar Ranch

Appraise you like I should

just have a complete stranger take you home in an unmarked car

I am the internet

You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack

take good care

Tastes great right after I brush my teeth

I'm calling the cops

This DICK can turn himself into a BALL

They call me the Milkman

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