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Dumb Ass - Water Bottle
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Dumb Ass - Water BottleDumb Ass. Sometimes, you just need to call it like you see it. No sugarcoating needed here.
No better conversation than one that helps me land the big one
That’s not up for debate
Californication (Kal-if-or-ni-kay-shun): Verb - To fuck the state of California (See also: Gavin Newsom)
Throw down the gauntlet with 'Come and Take It
making your stance clear on what America should never be
Standing behind a leader who puts America first
Because you can’t grow backstraps in the garden
I only burn fuel because burning hippies is illegal
some of us know what America really needs
Sometimes justice has to come with a splash
a reminder of the fight for freedom
No sugarcoating needed here
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