Just a Dad Trying Not to Raise Assholes | Rebel Ink Designs

Just a Dad Trying Not to Raise Assholes | Rebel Ink DesignsFor the dads who love their kids but also keep the car running just in case. Parenting is wild. One minute you're teaching them how to tie their shoes, the next you're explaining why we dont microwave forks, lick parking lot poles, or talk to strangers who smell like hot dog water. This shirt is for every dad doing his best to raise decent humans while silently wondering where these tiny feral creatures came from. Whether you're breaking up sibling

and this shirt proudly proves it 🐷🔥

already planning snacks like it’s a full-time job

and driven by life’s finest indulgences

Equal parts honesty and humor

It’s perfect for patio bars

“Whiskey Tango” isn’t just phonetic flair—it’s a lifestyle alert for those who like their evenings strong and their boundaries flexible

This “Dickens Cider” hat serves up classic dirty humor with a clean embroidered design that looks innocent… until you say it out loud

Low budget

With bold retro colors and a cheeky twist

Sometimes the best lessons come from doing it wrong first

🥄 Snuggle Up or Stir Things Up

strut it out