Roadies Vol 33

Roadies Vol 33Size: 4x6 let your weirdo light shine bright so other weirdos can find you there is not enough sage for this shit i fully intend to use up all my craft supplies before i die so far it looks like i'll live to be at least 210 me: i'm ready to get my life together morgan freeman: but she would not get her life together. in fact, she got drunk that night and fought a raccoon. the dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed it costs nothing to punch you in

i may have been wrong you may have been not wrong

over the bullshit

birthday cake punching fighting cupcake spoon fork candles you want a piece of me

so glad we have the same sense of humor

look at you being all fintastic and everything i don't sparkle i sharkle stay jawesome fluent in sharkasm shark coochie board shark sharks cute shark

throwing sarcasm around like confetti

oh hell no ugh this really sucked what the fuck today: bad -> worse shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit current mood not feeling this what's the point

which of all my important nothings shall i tell you first

boo-tiful boo crew cute & kinda spooky happy halloween let's get sheet faced #squadghouls hello you're stay i came for the boos a little batty give me the candy trick or treat spider banner tiny bat ghost ghost with teeth interchangeable ghost faces eek

Including snark

i own you mug life today's good mood sponsored by coffee first i drink the coffee then i do the things what the frapp i don't know what i'd do without coffee probably 25 to life that's what i do i drink coffee and i know things coffee & gansta rap maybe swearing will help a cup of get shit done damn it feels good to be a gangsta what a brewtiful day  i cannot brain today i has the dumb it's a beautiful day to leave me alone life is stupid and dumb may your coffee kick in before reality does

evertything i know i learned on the street grouch count dracula