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Wanna Touch My Dutch?

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Regular price $22.95 USD
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Wanna Touch My Dutch?That's what I the penis in my Netherlands. BCV #1552 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

A little bit of you makes me your man

My butt made a loud noise and now I'm scared

it looks like you're trying to touch my tits

The Reds secret weapon in the 1990 postseason

Sippin' on some sizzurp

Anything else I can help you with

A little short on swag

THe only non-sexually-transmitted disease I currently have

dead-ball era

It looks and smells like vomit but I’m gonna eat it anyway

can't you just take an Uber

Went right up his butt

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