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Ultra Excited To Take Off My Shorts
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Ultra Excited To Take Off My ShortsGotta get this pubic hair some public air. BCV #7279 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
Feet to meat
But I'm the real deal
I'm pretty much qualified for any hand job
Very tranquil indeed
No shame in my stink game
We got more pubes than we know what to do with
GET OVER HERE
Handbag swag
a hairy eclipse with a fart
I guess I'm #2 now
Helen Hunt was nails too goddammit
🎶 Little shitty🎵
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