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My Butt's Not As Tan
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My Butt's Not As TanThe sun don't shine on my pasty behind. BCV #2355 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
Can't trump that rump
Hammer time
Do what you will with my naked body
Then got pulled over for driving on the wrong side of the road
Blue hair don't care
If you don't like it
Ever try putting a condom on a fire hydrant
I don't have time for thousand island dressing
OMG LMFAO a UFO
The limpest of the biscuits
We been thinkin' bout you
third graders are tough
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