Dorothy

DorothySize: 4x6 you always had the power my dear you just had to learn it for yourself glinda all you need to do is follow the yellow brick road crown good witch red shoes you have plenty of courage i am sure all you need is confidence in yourself the wizard of oz

kept the dogs alive

you give me a lady boner

i have the whole damn playground that feeling when your boobs randomly ache what is it girls

what is meant for you will find you

i'm sure this decision won't haunt you forever

please give it a rest

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i guess some people start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do 14 things at once like a squirrel on cocaine

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i didn't realize i had to know everything by my 2nd second rodeo seems like a pretty small number of rodeos

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you do not know me but i know you we should tempt scandal more often do it be bold we shall do what women do we shall talk why settle for a duke when you can have a prince