What On Earth? : An alien's guide to fixing Britain by Count Binface

What On Earth? : An alien's guide to fixing Britain by Count BinfaceThe much needed manifesto by the Sanest Politician in the Entire Cosmos, from capping the price of croissants at 1 to taking over Downing Street.'Count Binface will be Prime Minister. It's only a matter of time' IndependentGreetings, life form! My name is Count Binface. I am an intergalactic space warrior, leader of the Recyclons and three time British election veteran. And as part of my overarching mission to control the entire omniverse, I have come

with hilarious catchphrases … a great cheer-up book’ Guardian‘HILARIOUS

and voice that pirouettes off the page

I Can Play (vol 1)

While the girls try to understand what’s happening and how to send Audrey home

Over three decades ago we were introduced to Kingsbridge in The Pillars of the Earth

'Sensational' – Kirsty Young

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the (quite likely) inner workings of their minds during the

with varying levels of success

sealed off in her own solitude

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From the California desert and the Dust Bowl in Oklahoma to the desiccated remains of the Aral Sea and the edge of the Greenland ice sheet