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Teach Me Sax
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Teach Me SaxThen teach me sex. BCV #1120 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
it looks like you're trying to touch my tits
Or maybe just don't play professional hockey with him in your hands
Or a mustache ride
I'm leaving
Party like it's not even 1989
And they all look super excited to be taking selfies with their scumbag father
I'm a man of wealth and taste
You may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
Big Bird seems so much nicer on TV
Oh shit it's Friday
Congrats on making it through another soul-crushing work week
99% of home refrigerator accidents are your own goddamned fault
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