Thankful

ThankfulSize: 4x6 thankful that this year is almost over chicken turkey my sense of humor is inappropriate with a slight chance of ruining family dinner nobody puts gravy in a corner i like it moist let's get basted everybody in the kitchen gettin' tipsy i woke up in feast mode thanksgiving

i don't call them new year's resolutions

now i have a machine gun ho ho ho come out to the coast we'll get together have a few laughs if this is their idea of christmas i gotta be here for new year's now i know how a tv dinner feels yippee ki yay motherfuckers just a fly in the ointment the monkey in the wrench the pain in the ass die hard

more tequila more love more anything more is better

glasses vintage glasses heart glasses

rainbow little rainbow

grinch your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots you nauseate me

best mom ever i got if from my mama mom mommy ma mama bat bats star stars sloth sloths

love peace & latke grease

if you can't take the heat

if you don't know where you want to go then it doesn't matter which path you take

merry christmas

to the mail person to the delivery person some heroes wear shorts sorry for stalking you but not that sorry sorry for all the extra shit i ordered when i was drunk don't mess with the delivery person they know where you live mailbox mail man postal worker mail lady mail woman letter letterbox letter carrier