HAPPY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAYSize: 4x6 happy birthday from us very happy birthday but i think we both know who made this card and who just signed their name most birthday cards just say happy birthday this one says very happy birthday because i care more than everyone else you're a hard person to shop for and that's a huge part of why i didn't get you anything you get better with age which is good, because you used to be a real piece of work a donation has been made in your honor

january february quarantine november first rule of 2021 never talk about 2020 i'm like 2020% done i don't know about you but i could really go for some precedented times 2021 better show up like it has some sense 2020 needs to pull over i'll walk home sweet lockdown come to the dark side we have masks sending you a socially distanced hug mask masks lock

some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80 it's not the time that matters it's the person in 900 years of time & space i've never met anyone who wasn't important before destroy them don't blink hello sweetie we are all stories in the end just make it a good one eh

grinch your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots you nauseate me

proud of my gay granddaughter daughter sister brother grandson son

a penny for your thoughts seems a bit pricey do you ever wake up and want to go full fight mode on everyone

mostly sweet with a few nuts

you had me at hello send dog pics send cat pics "i hate everyone too" "we can make it look like an accident"

happy halloween spooky halloween girl with mask ghost ghosts boy with mask

woman with margarita drink

rule-breaking moth

brownies for life

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