Furyblade Vampire [Eldritch Moon]

Furyblade Vampire [Eldritch Moon]Set: Eldritch Moon Type: Creature Vampire Berserker Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{R} Trample At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may discard a card. If you do, Furyblade Vampire gets +3 +0 until end of turn. "Writhe all you want, filth. It will do you no good."

Boros archangel

Sacrifice a Merfolk: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}

The bones it buries may be yours

Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep

Set: Ultimate Masters Type: Artifact Rarity: Common Cost: {3} When Vessel of Endless Rest enters the battlefield

but obviously certain other things can

(The token has no counters and isn't monstrous

Months of perfecting

Set: Jumpstart 2022 Type: Instant Rarity: Rare Cost: {X}{R}{R} Starstorm deals X damage to each creature

Set: Streets of New Capenna Commander Type: Artifact Creature — Wall Rarity: Rare Cost: {3} Defender

It doesn't need to breathe

and the number of words in its name