I'm Too Old For This Pit Color Blast Tee

I'm Too Old For This Pit Color Blast TeeYoure sweaty. Youre dusty. Youre questioning several recent life decisions. Werent you supposed to be safely watching from the back tonight? Somehow the guitars got loud, the crowd started moving, and now youre part of the problem.

Minimalist front embroidery featuring the Elder Emo in cursive gives a subtle nod to your roots without screaming about that MySpace phase you swear you’re over

Protective earmuffs at concerts or festivals

it’s a must-have for raising the future of the scene

Featuring a bold design with tiny skulls and a heart

they were born into it

At some point you were expected to “grow out of it

or a crumpled setlist from 2004

For the kid whose bedtime stories were pop-punk albums and whose dad still has ticket stubs from Warped Tour

and just edgy enough for nap time

and reminding everyone that it was never a phase

Boys Like Squirrels baby tee

Featuring a cheerful skull in an “EMO KID” hat and a tiny rock hand