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Haven't Had Sex in a Long Time

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Haven't Had Sex in a Long TimeHaven't been laid this decade. #639 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

May the schwartzstop be with you

You're up to bat

Don't worry DAVID

Who could criticize this majestic mane

Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals

there are other SCHWIMMERS in the sea

you don't want no part of this shit

the Miami Dolphins seems like a pretty offensive team name

I like them teeny and toasty

I'm here to tell you that you're probably not gonna amount to JACK SQUAT

This game's just a rat race

No baseball experience

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