Jack & Sally

Jack & SallySize: 4x6 we can live like jack and sally if we want for it is plain as anyone can see we're simply meant to be

i'm not one to blow my own vertubenflugen

you are a straight up gift to humanity

i don't have "preferred pronouns" i have pronouns

she'd be flour

i myself am strange and unusual a little gasoline blowtorch no problem don't mind her she's still upset that somebody dropped a house on her sister say it once say it twice three time's a charm

if nothing else

a little more worthwhile

i don't "identify" i am

please don't quit i suck at homeschooling

there's so much room for activities

i want to be a unicorn so i can stab people with my head my heart has no room for you but this shallow grave should be perfect zero that is the amount of fucks i give about what your stupid ass thinks thanks for not being an asshole you must have been born on a highway that's where most accidents happen are you fucking kidding me

calm your tits