Snail Mail

Snail MailSize: 4x6 this mail has not been sealed with a kiss or any other bodily fluids thanks for not breaking my shit mail escort motherfucking snail mail i'd rather see you than most of my family please hide this from husband wife neighbors you really deliver wink winky emoji face package delivery quarantine ice cream truck snail stamp

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shell yeah mermaid mermaids you can always call me on my shell phone mermom i make mermaid moves i want to be where the people aren't go with the flow resting beach face starfish seaweed rock rocks ocean sea girl girls

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i never felt so bad in my entire life

you son of a biscuit eating bulldog shut the front door what the french toast lint licker doo do head cootie queen who you calling cootie queen lint licker stinky mcstinkface what the fork motherforking bullshirt shirtballs somebody royally forked up

this is the way if i'm moody give me foody when someone tells me it's easy peasy lemon squeezy but for me it's stressy depressy lemon zesty

the only thing i throwback thursday is a glass of wine

no offense but wtf am i doing

i owe you so much*

that's my mom's most favorite piece

black girl with stars

holy shit you did it you made it that was crazy you killed it we made it we did it we killed it you're amazing you're old you nailed it we nailed it scripty fancy