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Ass Wipe

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Regular price $75.00 USD
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Ass WipeClean up, hitter. BCV #5631 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

it's merry Christmas to me

please tell us why

but I can literally shave one ball with the other

More human than human

He's never seen anyone this handsome

I got a whole wheelbarrow full of bad pickup lines

The part about ramparts is a good part

Why have you forsaken me

he is known ONLY AS

BCV #3668-C

so I'll probably continue using the phrase for awhile

It doesn't want to be in there

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