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To Distract Your Opponent With Odors, Fart Forward

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To Distract Your Opponent With Odors, Fart ForwardThis is all the advice I have. BCV #4342 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

Puff puff pass my ass

Dress to impress

When Trump tweets pop up in your feed

Or as my lover calls it

Sometimes you wanna go

My heart belongs to Flockhart

I smell an Upper Decker

It's the freakin' weekend baby I'ma 'bout to have me some fun

BCV #4066-A

Because I just drank a shit ton of it for breakfast

BCV #4061-A

So there's that

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