Nick & Jess Vol 1

Nick & Jess Vol 1Size: 4x6 silhouette silhouettes i'm not convince i know how to read i've just memorized a lot of words i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels do i regret it? yes would i do it again? probably pink wine makes me slutty i am not a successful adult i don't eat vegetables and or take care of myself i don't wash the towel the towel washes me you're allowed to be happy but it's really annoying the way you you treat an outside

ya basic it's a human insult it's devastating you're devastated right now you know the sound that a fork makes when it's stuck in a garbage disposal

don't make me go beth dutton on you

i wish to be entertained i burn for you flawless my dear silhouette

in math we solve for x in life we solve for x u bein a bitch

anxiety anxious mental health

and the design fingers of Lara

it sounds like bullshit

fuck you very much

you're eggsquisite

look like something i'd draw with my left hand

grinch i wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole you're a vile one mr

it would be a hanukkah miracle if we could decide on one spelling for the word "hanukkah"