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Being Farton
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Being FartonSiiiiiiick dude. BCV #3741 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure.
Fuck this shit I'm out
That's Advertising 101
Since when did WWF stand for World Wildlife Fund
Everybody wants to rule the world
Just not seeing the big picture
Everyone knows I've never fucked ANYTHING
My dangus needs at least ten hours of beauty rest a night
Ready to make bad decisions
These Dodgers are a pain in my assholes
No more Mr
Fishing for compliments
But my 'dick' is short for reasons unknown
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