C-MUFFIN

C-MUFFINSize: 4x6 don't be a cuntasaurus don't be a hoppo twatamus don't be a thundercunt don't be a cuntmuffin you're my favorite life can be such a cuntcake dickasaurus twatopotumus dinosaur hippo cloud thunder lightning muffin cupcake

he's a friend from work

JANE AUSTEN’S WORKS ARE TIMELESS BECAUSE SHE KNEW THE REAL HORRORS IN LIFE ARE Unannounced visitors andmen who think they’re better than you

there are two types of people in this world: i avoid them both

pick me choose me love me

i am equal parts fuck around and find out & please don't yell at me

apparently rock bottom has a basement

and if you have problems with that

kick names take ass

i regret the day i ever laid boobs on that man

i love you with my whole butt (it's bigger than my heart)

thankful that this year is almost over chicken turkey my sense of humor is inappropriate with a slight chance of ruining family dinner nobody puts gravy in a corner i like it moist let's get basted everybody in the kitchen gettin' tipsy i woke up in feast mode thanksgiving

but first crafting