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Touch My Balls First Then My Anus 2nd

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Touch My Balls First Then My Anus 2ndThen take a dump on my chest. BCV #2032 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure

April 31st

Snot that hard to help your friends out every now and then

Amen to that

Chuck Berry

Please me then cheese me

Need to get me a pregnancy test

Knot my job

Who you callin' Mike Trout

Cross it off your "bucket" list

BCV#3828-A

It's not an insult

How do we sleep while our books are burnin'

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