SKU:96317230170
Ass Rockets
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Ass RocketsButt blasted. BCV #3604 A Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure.
I'm out there
Would you like me to show you exactly what I'm talking about
I like a man with principles
I don't usually use these clippers on my head if you know what I mean
Appraise you like I should
BCV #3437-A
I’m hungry but I really don’t want all the calories of actual food
Now I'm dead
Everbody's talkin' bout my tight pants
As days go by
If you don't believe me just visit any mens room in America and see for yourself
Since 1961
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