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My Farts Smell Like Cream Cheese
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My Farts Smell Like Cream CheeseOoh yeah, smells like sweet Philadelphia freedom. BCV #2137 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
A little bit of you makes me your man
I have a passion for Easter fashion
I love to beat off in the afternoon sun
My next one is going to be disgusting
From here it just looks like an ugly beard
My mouth's watering just thinking about those balls
I'm tired of humping Harriet
And Bob Saget is their dad
Enter sand
People dress like idiots in 2015
They're fuckin' out
My face is a damp
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