Necro-Impotence [Unhinged]

Necro-Impotence [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {B}{B}{B} Skip your untap step. At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents. Pay life: Exile the top card of your library face down. Put that card into your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

You can spot a werewolf-infested town by its lack of butcher shops

When Azorius Herald enters the battlefield

Dead Reckoning deals damage equal to that card's power to target creature

negotiable

Set: Fifth Edition Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {U} Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}

and my machines to blame

−2: Each opponent discards a card and you draw a card

Set: Fallen Empires Type: Creature — Human Soldier Rarity: Rare Cost: {3}{W} First strike

And if you get eaten

but they stopped listening at "hammer

The hope we thought dead will be gloriously reborn

Set: Stronghold Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U} Creatures don't untap during their controllers' untap steps