Sam's Army T-Shirt - Whiteout

Sam's Army T-Shirt - WhiteoutMonochromatic version of soccergod's kryptonite for mouthbreathers. Will it get you laid and or raise your IQ at least 30 points? I don't know. I'm not a scientist. Signs point to yes but there is only one way to find out for sure. 100% fine jersey cotton Heather grey contains 10% polyester (but same amount of sexy) Secret secondary logo stashed in the back Size guide BODY LENGTH BODY WIDTH XS (inches) 27 17 S (inches) 28 19 M (inches) 29 20 L

• Front pouch big enough to store all the trophies L Triste won last year

Tri-blend shirt containing one material for each loss we hung on L Triste last year

This shirt is for anyone who told you that you are too old

This speckled beanie is made in knit ribbed pattern for his and/or her pleasure – unless they root for L Triste

The young kings are JUST GETTING STARTED and the haters are besides themselves

• 100% cotton face

• 65% cotton

Just don't do it

• #b2bwcw down right sleeve

• Mesh back

• Fabric weight: lighter than Pulisic's feet

CHEST WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) S 20 27 M 21 28 L 23 29 XL 25 30 2XL 26 ½ 31 3XL 28 32