Fat Ass [Unhinged]

Fat Ass [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{G} Fat Ass gets +2 +2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.

Whenever a creature attacks you or a planeswalker you control

She will get you there

Set: San Diego Comic-Con 2014 Type: Legendary Planeswalker — Nissa Rarity: Mythic Cost: {3}{G}{G} +1: Target land you control becomes a 4/4 Elemental creature with trample

Set: Gym Challenge Unlimited Type: Psychic Rarity: Common

Set: EX: Team Magma vs Team Aqua Type: Lightning

remove all -1/-1 counters from the creature

Set: Beatdown Type: Land Rarity: Common Smoldering Crater enters the battlefield tapped

I'm just saying don't sign up if you have plans for your seventieth birthday

"It's a dragon-infested lavascape of notorious peril

Campus pranksters initiate new students with the old "beeble bomb" routine

Set: Tenth Edition Type: Legendary Creature — Elemental Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{G}{G}{G} Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking

your passing a welcome revision